There is a popular fact that says females like to communicate a lot more than men. Mind you it’s a Lot with a capital L. Now a male suffers from an evolutionary communcation handicap which prevents him from expressing himself freely, especially in cases of distress. He would rather transform himself into a Grumpy Gorilla and retreat into a cave, mulling and smoothing over matters until they turn less prickly rather than talk to someone and be done with it. He also takes an over-the-counter medicine to boost this process. Beer.
A male usually uses quite a small number of words than females do in a day. Now as a man is just a manifestation of testoterone in a woman, how does he makes up his daily quota of communication? He would have to somehow you know and it is evidently clear that he does it in some ways that are considered unique to this species.
- Grumbling
- Acting like a complete jerk when drunk.
- Extreme violence
- Watching too much contact sports
- Writing software or painting.
There is a new addition to this list, which is…yeah you guessed it. Blogging. Blogging is giving hope to lots of communicatively challenged males out there. This is nothing new, this is what men had been doing for zillions of centuries; writing stuff down in a mental blog. That is why there are numerous stories of male bloggers experiencing instant Nirvana or clarity after a good day’s blog. That was a neat trick to put that mental tool onto the Internet.
Now what has females gotta do with it? Well the earlier mental blogging existed solely inside a man’s head, for his own personal viewing. But now through blogging, it exposes itself out to the whole world. Other see what crap a man has blogged, harp back on it and the man replies and thus starts a whole femalesque process of communication. In blogging, the male and the female unite as one. That is perhaps why most male bloggers are specially considerate towards females, exhibit feminine characteristics and read Gone with the Wind.
Rest assured, too much blogging will never cause you to bleed.
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Blogging Effects « My Life With IT // December 26, 2006 at 3:25 am
[...] I blog and read blogs mostly. I didn’t know that a male who blogs may be turning himself more female. Blogging is addictive, you post lots of random videos that capture your attention. You post a lot of links to other blogs or news. You post scanned images. You post photos of your beloved pets, bikes, cars, food and anything else you can think of. [...]